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• If you don't like the way I drive, get out of the Batmobile.
• If I could find a way to get [Saddam Hussein] out of there, even putting a contract out on him, if the CIA still did that sort of a thing, assuming it ever did, I would be for it.
  -- Richard M. Nixo...
• Professor: "If a dog craps anywhere in the universe, you can bet I won't be out of loop.
• With women, I've got a long bamboo pole with a leather loop on the end of it.
  I slip the loop around their necks so they can't get away or come too close....
• I B M U B M We all B M For I B M!!!! -- H.A.R.L.I.E.
• Whenever I feel like exercise, I lie down until the feeling passes. -- Robert M. Hutchi
• The old American way to spell cheese was K-R-A-F-T. Now, it's P-H-I-L-I-P-M-O-R-R-I-S.
• I like my species the way it is. Worf to Locutu
• I like the way your mind malfunctions.