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• A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
• Farmer: n. A man who is outstanding in his field.
• The happiest day of my life was three Sundays ago. I was sitting on my daddy's knee when the Sai
  who were four-and-a-half point favorites, but only up by three, kicked a meaningless field goal at the last second to cover the spread....
• You may be redneck... if you consider "Field And Stream" deep reading.
• My mind is a potato field... -- Zippy the Pinhead
• No way! I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison.
  --1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field. -- The Blues Brothe...
• My other computer uses an FTL Subspace-Field Nanoprocessor!
• Bachelor: plays the field until the field comes in.
• It's not how deep you can plow, it's how long you can stay in the field.