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Impressive; but how big's your dick?
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You know you should be swimming when . . . You finish the last page of Moby Dick with a big smile on your face.
For a black man, there's no difference between the North and the South.
In the South they don't mind how close I get so long as I don't get too big...
She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
-- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)...
It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
-- Miss Manne...
It's far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help.
Judith S. Marti...
Gird your grid for a big one!
A game can by God repent or we'll punish it. That's how they did it in Salem in the seventeenth century, and that's how we'll do it now.
-- Dick Hamle...
Dick: I lost your number.... Lucy: I work at the sheriff's office!
You could have dialed 911! -- Dick Tremayne & Lucy Moran, _Twin Peaks_...