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All You Klingons, You Want To Ravage Helpless Earthwomen.
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"All you Klingons, you want to ravage helpless Earthwomen. Brute."
-- They really should have named this, "I Married a Klingon."
-- From DC's STAR TREK
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I saw some awful things in Nam, but you really have to wonder at the mentality that would desecrate a helpless puma!
-- Principal Skinner, "Separate Vocatio...
Did you learn that from captains' school, too?" "No.
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I was a Klingon before Klingons were popula
When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
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