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I'm RELIGIOUS!! I Love A Man With A HAIRPIECE!! Equip Me With MISSILES!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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I'm RELIGIOUS!! I love a man with a HAIRPIECE!!
Equip me with MISSILES!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I'm having a RELIGIOUS EXPERIENCE.. and I don't take any DRUGS -- Zippy the Pinhead
Uh-oh -- WHY am I suddenly thinking of a VENERABLE religious leader frolicking on a FORT LAUDERDALE weekend?
-- Zippy the Pinhead...
PARDON me, am I speaking ENGLISH? -- Zippy the Pinhead
You can't hurt me!! I have an ASSUMABLE MORTGAGE!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Please come home with me... I have Tylenol!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
Am I SHOPLIFTING? -- Zippy the Pinhead
I am NOT a nut.... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I demand IMPUNITY! -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. I feel.. JUGULAR.. -- Zippy the Pinhead