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I'm Sick Of Being Trodden On! The Elder Gods Say They Can Make Me A Man!
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I'm sick of being trodden on! The Elder Gods say they can make me a man!
All it costs is my soul! I'll do it, cuz NOW I'M MAD!!!
-- Necronomicomics #1, Jack Herman & Jeff Dee
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Ay, do despise me! I 'm the prouder for it; I like to be despised.
-- Isaac Bickerstaff (1735-1787) -- The Hypocrite, Act v, Sc. 1...
The Elder Gods went to Suggoth and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.
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But say my verses do not scan, And I get me another man!
When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
-- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...