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I'm Sitting On My SPEED QUEEN.. To Me, It's ENJOYABLE.
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I'm sitting on my SPEED QUEEN.. To me, it's ENJOYABLE..
I'm WARM.. I'm VIBRATORY..
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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