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51% Sweetheart, 49% Bitch--don't Push It.
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51% sweetheart, 49% bitch--don't push it.
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Don't push me. I'm going 55. I've done 75; The fine was $49.
That all-softening, overpowering knell, The tocsin of the soul,--the dinner bell.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto v, Stanza 49...
I am not A bitch...I am THE bitch
Love's a bitch, baby. Love's a bitch, yes it's crazy.
Once a bitch, always a bitch. -- William Faulkne
Life's a bitch, and then you diet!
Life's a bitch, and then you're reincarnated.
She is a stone cold bitch.
Wife's a bitch - then you die.
