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I'm Too Smart To Let My Intelligence Go To My Head.
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I'm too smart to let my intelligence go to my head.
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Homer: Woo-hoo! I'm a college man! I won't need my high school diploma any more!
[sets fire to it and starts singing] I am so smart!...
I'm too sexy for my head! -- Worf
Jessica: [walking up] You're _bad_, Bart Simpson. Ba
[plaintive] No I'm not! I'm really -- Jessica: Yes you are....
Let my people go! Land of Goshen......
MOSES to Pharaoh Clinton: let my wallet go...
Is it in my head, or in my heart?
A very smart lady named Cookie Said, "I like to mix gambling with nookie Before every race I go home to my place And curl up with a very good bookie.
I think... I think it's in my basement... Let me go upstairs and check. -- Esche
You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.