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I'm Unemployed. Afraid To Steal And Too Proud To Run For Congress.
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I'm unemployed. Afraid to steal and too proud to run for Congress.
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Here I run, to steal the secret of the sun.
Satire 's my weapon, but I 'm too discreet To run amuck, and tilt at all I meet.
Digiterata: TAKE KINDLY THE COUNSEL OF THE S-100 BUFFS
SURRENDERING THEIR KNOWLEDGE OF SUPERIOR SYSTEMS. THEY; TOO; RUN CP/M....
Oh, I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible, too.
-- Lichty & Wagne...
I might have gone to West Point, but I was too proud to speak to a congressman. -- Will Roge
Spock: "I'm afraid I don't know too much about Romulan disruptor settings.
-- "Unification II", Stardate 45245.8...