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• Perfume: any smell that is used to drown a worse one. -- Elbert Hubbard
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
• Repetition of the Abysmal. In the abyss one falls into a pit. Misfortune.
• 17. One-seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...
• The Well. The town may be changed, But the well cannot be changed.
  It neither decreases nor increases. They come and go and draw from the well....
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorada...
• Remember that whatever misfortune may be your lot, it could only be worse in Cleveland.
  -- National Lampoon, "Deteriorata...
• 10. Everything should be made as simple as possible but no simpler.
  -- One of 21 Thoughts to Get You Through Almost Any Crisi...