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• Mind if I disturb you for a moment, sir? No...no, not at all.
  My diary's pretty empty this week...let's see... Thursday morning...
• Can I ask you to leave a pause between the word 'Aim' and the word 'Fire'?
  Thirty or forty years, perhaps... -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
  And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
• Baldrick! I love you! I want to kiss your cherry lips and nibble your shell-like ears!
  -- Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• I think I can explain, sir. Can you, Baldrick? ....
  ....No. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• As far as I can tell, you're as guilty as a puppy sitting next to a pile of poo.
  .. Charming. -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• In the school Debating Society I was voted the boy least likely to complete a coherent.
  ..er... Sentence? -- George and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...
• A change of clothes? Of course, sir! I wouldn't forget a change of clothes!
  Well, that's something. Let's see...a Robin Hood costume....
• This is not food, but an escape kit! Good Lord! With a saw, a hammer, a chisel, a gun, a change of clothes, a Swiss passport and a huge false moustache, I might just stand a chance!
  ...Ah. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Corporal Punishme...