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I 'm Very Lonely Now, Mary, For The Poor Make No New Friend
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I 'm very lonely now, Mary,
For the poor make no new friends;
But oh they love the better still
The few our Father sends!
-- Lady Dufferin (1807-1867)
-- Lament of the Irish Emigrant
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