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• As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master.
  This expresses my idea of democracy. Anything that differs from this, to the extent that it differs, is no democracy....
• Backup !?!?!?! I thought *YOU* did the backup!
• The world of employer and employee, like that of master and slave, debases both. -- Edward Abbey
• Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (M)assive heart failure?
• Backup not found: (M)umble (G)rumble (E)xpletive deleated?
• I am the very slave of circumstance And impulse,--borne away with every breath!
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Sardanapalus, Act iv, Sc. 1...
• A manager went to the master programmer and showed him the requirements document for a new application.
  The manager asked the master: "How long will it take to design this system if I assign five programmers to it?...
• backup tape overwritten with copy of system manager's favourite CD
• Fortunately, I had a backup dated 07/26/90.