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• May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
• Wash your hands often, your feet seldom, and your head never. -- John Ray
• Drive your cart and plow over the bones of the dead.
• fflush and then wwash your hands.
• With what? Your bare hands?
• What am I gonna do?" -Fry "We've got to get the emperor out of your body before they kill you.
  Amy "Relax, Fry, I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge separating out the denser fluid of his highness....
• Halleluja! Put your HANDS on the MODEM!
• Take the law into your own hands?
• Cold hands, warm feet.