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• The following appeared in the editorial section of Monroetown's local newspaper.
  "Mayor Brown was recently re-elected by a clear majority of 52 percent of Monroetown's voters....
• An elected official is one who got 51% of the vote cast by 42% of the 67 percent of the people who are eligible to vote.
  When you calculate the odds, you are just damn lucky to get anyone to run for any office....
• Some people vote in elections only to establish eligibility to complain about who got elected.
• In a Democracy, decisions are made by a majority. Not by a majority of the people, but by a majority of that minority enfranchised to vote.
  Not just those who can vote. The minority is made up entirely of those who do vote, and that is quite a minority indeed that makes the decisions for a Democracy....
• Truth is not determined by majority vote. -- Doug Gwy
• It is better to vote for someone you like and have them not elected than to vote for someone you dislike and have them elected.
• Bart didn't get one vote? Oh, this is the worst thing that could ever happen to us!
  -- Homer, on Bart failing to be elected class president, "Lisa's Substitute...
• Martin's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!
  Bart's Poster: A Vote for Bart is a Vote for Anarchy!...
• Don't vote - it only encourages them!