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• To move cabin, push button of the wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press the number of wishing floor.
  Driving is then going alphabetically by natural order....
• Carl: According to the map, the cabin should be right here.
  Lenny: Hey, maybe there is no cabin. Maybe it's one of them metaphorical things....
• There is a building with four floors. On the first floor, there is a convention of architects.
  On the second floor, there is a vinyl manufacturing plant....
• Pilot: And this control stick is like the handlebars on your tricycle.
  Now, would you like to see where we hang our coats?...
• Press ENTER to go on to the next button.
• In a three-storey building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator will be on a floor where you are not.
  -- Dedera's Law...
• His elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
• Actually, the probability is 100% that the elevator will be going in the right direction.
  Proof by induction: N=1. Trivialy true, since both you and the elevator only have one floor to go to....