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• If you rely on Murphy's law, everything will go as planned (but don't count on it.
  ) -- Sullivan's Observatio...
• For every organisation, there is an equal and opposite reorganisation.
  -- Pickett's First Law of the Company...
• A horizontal surface will soon be piled up. -- Corollary to Murphy's Law
• If anything can't go wrong, it will.
  -- Scnatterly's Summing Up Of The Corollaries (of Murphy's Law)...
• The more urgent the need for decision, the less apparent is the identity of the decision-maker.
  -- Murphy's Seventeenth Law...
• Mrs. Murphy and baby Murphy are instances of Murphy's law.
• Law of Observation: Nothing looks as good close up as it does from far away.
• The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.
  -- Hewett's Observatio...
• Hewett's Observation: The rudeness of a bureaucrat is inversely proportional to his or her position in the governmental hierarchy and to the number of peers similarly engaged.