In A Hurry? Try A Ride On A Fast Moving Quasit!

In A Hurry? Try A Ride On A Fast Moving Quasit!

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In a hurry? Try a ride on a fast moving quasit!

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Relativity for Children: Time moves slower in a fast moving vehicle.
Guns don't kill people... fast-moving projectiles do.
For fast-acting relief, try slowing down.
If it is still moving, don't try to eat it, and if it looks like it might try to move, don't try to revive it.
The trouble with life in the fast lane is that you get to the other end in an awful hurry.
-- John Jense...
The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.
-- E. Hubbard...
Yo momma so fat when she goes to an amusement park, people try to ride HER!