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• You have brought nothing but pain and suffering to this crew and I am still not entirely convinced that all this isn't you latest attempt at a puerile joke.
  It is a joke, joke on me, joke on the universe. The king who would be man....
• Good will is the mightiest practical force in the universe. -- C.F. Dole
• The good (I am convinced, for one) Is but the bad one leaves undone.
  Once your reputation's done You can live a life of fun. -- Wilhelm Busch...
• Mystery is a word with no objective pertinence, merely describing the limitations of a mind.
  In fact, a mind may be classified by the order of the phenomena it considers mysterious....
• I am not single. I am "Romantically Challenged.
• No, I am not sending Morse code.
• All day prospectin', and all I found wuz this funny-colored boulder.
• I am as firmly convinced that religions do harm as I am that they are untrue -- Bertrand Russell
• bogo-sort /boh`goh-sort'/ n. (var. `stupid-sort') The archetypical perversely awful algorithm (as opposed to bubble sort, which is merely the generic bad algorithm).
  Bogo-sort is equivalent to repeatedly throwing a deck of cards in the air, picking them up at random, and then testing whether they are in order....