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Inanimate Objects Are Classified Scientifically Into Three Major Categorie
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Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major
categories: those that don't work, those that break down, and those
that get lost.
-- Russell Baker
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Objects may be divided up in three categories: malfunctioning objects, objects getting broken and objects getting lost.
-- Russel Bake...
The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him. -- Russell Bake
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
-- Bertrand Russell (1872-1967)...
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.
-- Bertrand Russell...
Not all those who wonder are lost.
And those patches will be lost in time, like tears in the rain.
You Get Used To Those Things...
No man is born into the world whose work Is not born with him.
There is always work, And tools to work withal, for those who will...
All mankind is divided into three classes: those that are immovable, those that are moveable, and those that move.
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