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• Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any machine.
• Machine-independent program: A program that will not run on any existing machine.
• Machine-Independent, adj.: Does not run on any existing machine.
• umbers n. [scientific computation] Output of a computation that may not be significant results but at least indicate that the program is running.
  May be used to placate management, grant sponsors, etc....
• umbers: [scientific computation] n. Output of a computation that may not be significant results but at least indicate that the program is running.
  May be used to placate management, grant sponsors, etc....
• To destroy is always the first step in any creation.
• Anthony's Law of the Workshop Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible corner of the workshop.
  Corollary to Anthony's Law On the way to the corner, any dropped tool will first always strike your toes....
• Any statistic that can be found which is interesting can be credited to the fact that this particular statistic is a mistake.
  If it is not a mistake, it is a misprint, and if it is not a misprint, it is unlawful release of classified information....