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• Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twai
• Always obey your superiors--if you have any. -- Mark Twai
• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or no
  but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened....
• No group of professionals meets except to conspire against the public at large. -- Mark Twai
• Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been. -- Mark Twain (1835-1910)