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• I always get the better when I argue alone. -- Oliver Goldsmith
• Want of prudence is too frequently the want of virtue
  or is there on earth a more powerful advocate for vice than poverty? -- Oliver Goldsmith...
• A flattering painter, who made it his care to draw men as they ought to be, not as they are.
  -- Oliver Goldsmith...
• How blest is he who crowns, in shades like these, A youth of labor with an age of ease.
  -- Oliver Goldsmith...
• Eternal sunshine settles on its head. -- Oliver Goldsmith
• Every absurdity has a champion to defend it. Oliver Goldsmith
• Arguing on the Internet is like competing in the Special Olympics.
  Even if you win, you're still retarded....
• A reserved lover, it is said, always makes a suspicious husband. -- Oliver Goldsmith
• I do not love a man who is zealous for nothing. -- Oliver Goldsmith