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A Long Slow Sigh Is Heard And The Staff Shrinks In Your Hand.
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A long slow sigh is heard and the staff shrinks in your hand.
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The staff quivers violently in your hand, as if confused by your command. command.
The staff snickers in your hand and says, "That was a good try, but even even an apprentice can do better than that!
It's been a Murphy day all week long. Sigh!
A high-fiber breakfast is very important. Always eat your cereal before it shrinks.
-- Mark Russell...
There was a young coder named Guy. He said to himself with a sigh, "The VAX is too slow, it won't even go.
I'll give my abacus a try....
The ideal situation is to have real computing power close at hand - right at home.
Something that dims streetlights and shrinks the picture on the neighbors TV when you crank it up....
Never hold anyone by the button or the hand in order to be heard ou
for if people are unwilling to hear you, you had better hold your tongue than them....
Your work is very poor, but at least it's slow.
The staff wriggles free from your grip and slips away.