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• The following appeared in a memo from the manager of television station KICK.
  "A nationwide survey reveals that a sizeable majority of men would like to see additional sports programs on television....
• Republicans like high unemployment: lower wages, more profits.
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of a company that builds and sells new homes in Steel City.
  "Over the past five years, the population of Steel City has increased by more than 20 percent, and family incomes in Steel City have risen much faster than the national average....
• Everyone is enthusiastic about your work.
• The following appeared in an editorial in the Garden City Gazette.
  "To address the parking problems in our downtown business district, it has been proposed that the city increase parking capacity by building a four-story parking garage....
• More will mean worse. AMIS
• The following appeared in the annual report of a chain of stores that sell supplies for do-it-yourself home improvements.
  "Current reports indicate that sales of new homes nationwide declined by 9 percent during the past year, while sales of existing homes increased by 16 percent....
• Everyone has a scheme that will not work. -- Howe's Law
• Howe's Law: Everyone has a scheme that will not work.