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• It has no punch lines.
• HAGGIS A Scottish dish made of the heart, lungs, and liver of a sheep, chopped up with suet, onions, oatmeal etc, seasoned and boiled in a sheep's stomach-bag or substitute.
  I think I'm going to be sick. Have you ever considered the argument that vomit is a lifeform in itself, subject to the same foibles as the rest of lifekind?...
• OLD KEY PUNCH OPERATORS never die, they just punch out.
• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or no
  but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened....
• It works! Now, if only I could remember what I did...
• I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.