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In Fact, Entire Math Departments Have Been Known To Go Off The Deep End (on Infinite Real Numbers)
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In fact, entire math departments have been known to go off the
deep end (on infinite real numbers)
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math-out: [poss. from `white-out' (the blizzard variety)] n.
A paper or presentation so encrusted with mathematical or other formal notation as to be incomprehensible....