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• In Germany they first came for the Communists and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Communist.
  Then they came for the Jews, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a Jew....
• First they went after the Communists, and I did not stand up, because I was not a Communist.
  Then they went after the homosexuals and infirm, and I did not stand up, because I was neither....
• I came, I saw, I screwed up.
• I saw, I came, I cleaned it up.
• I came; I saw; I fucked up
• I came; I saw; I fucked up.
• First they came for the drug users, and I said nothing because I wasn't a drug user.
  Then they came for the atheists, and I said nothing because I wasn't an atheist....
• They came for the gays. I was silent because I wasn't gay.
• I came in late, but don't worry. I'll leave early to make up for it.