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In One Recent Accounting, [the] Bureau Of Indian Affairs Financial Wizards Valued Three Chain Saws At $
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In one recent accounting, [the] Bureau of Indian Affairs financial
wizards valued three chain saws at $99 million each.
-- U.S. News & World Report, 2/22/93
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I myself have dreamed up a structure intermediate between Dyson spheres and planets.
Build a ring 93 million miles in radius -- one Earth orbit -- around the sun....
Meddle not in the affairs of wizards, for...<poof< ribbit? ribbit?
Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Do not meddle in the affairs of the wizards for they are subtle and quick to anger.
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Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger. -- Tolkie
Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.