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In Our Apartment House We Have A Very Scientific Plumbing System.
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In our apartment house we have a very scientific plumbing system. Every
apartment has three pipes running through it. One for hot water, one for
cold water, and one to bang on when there is no hot or cold water.
-- Ed Wynn
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