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  Here is a classic example of the saga form, as told by Guy L....
• I was offered a job as a hoodlum and I turned it down cold.
  A thief is anybody who gets out and works for his living, like robbing a bank or breaking into a place and stealing stuff, or kidnapping somebody....
• Be comforted, that in the face of all aridity and disillusionment, And despite the changing fortunes of time, There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
  -- Anonymou...
• CGA = Computer Geeks Anonymou
• 20 scared-out-of-their-gourds 3 or 4-year olds is an example of what I'd like to do to some of you who are really getting on my nerves.
  -- Professor Ralph Noble, RPI, Psychology of Motivation, Fall 1991...
• EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW I LEARNED IN KINDERGARTEN 1.
  Share everything. 2. Play fair. 3....
• What I'd like to see is a prohibition on Microsoft incorporating multi-megabyte Easter Eggs and other stupid bloatware into Windows and Office.
  A typical computer with pre-installed Microsoft shoveware probably only has about 3 megabytes of hard drive space free because of flight simulators, pinball games, and multimedia credits Easter Eggs that nobody wants....
• Conditional jumps is when you tell the computer to go to a certain place.
  Unconditional is if you put it in the wrong place so the computer goes to the wrong place....
• Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
  -- Anonymous -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA...