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In Precise Mathematical Terms, 1 + 1 = 2, Where '=' Is A Symbol Meaning, 'is Seldom If Ever.
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In precise mathematical terms, 1 + 1 = 2, where '=' is a
symbol meaning, 'is seldom if ever.'
-- Addendum to Murphy's Law
Related:
Nothing is as easy as it looks. -- Murphy's Law Corollary 1
1 1 was a race-horse, 2 2 was 1 2. When 1 1 1 1 race, 2 2 1 1 2.
Murphy's Guide to modern Science: 1. If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology.
2. If it stinks, it's chemistry. 3. If it doesn't work, it's physics....
Err is basically a synonym for Murphy, but those who quote him over the better known prophet insist he is as real as Murphy.
The basis for their argument: 1) his spirit, like Murphy's, is everywhere and 2) Err is human....
eat hack: n. 1. A clever technique. 2. A brilliant practical joke, where neatness is correlated with cleverness, harmlessness, and surprise value.
Example: the Caltech Rose Bowl card display switch (see "{The Meaning of `Hack'}", appendix A)....
Hill's Comment on Murphy's Law: 1. If we lose much by having things go wrong, take all possible care.
2. If we have nothing to lose by change, relax....
HAKMEM /hak'mem/ n. MIT AI Memo 239 (February 1972).
A legendary collection of neat mathematical and programming hacks contributed by many people at MIT and elsewhere....
As easy as 1, 2, 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510
gensym /jen'sim/ [from MacLISP for `generated symbol'] 1.
v. To invent a new name for something temporary, in such a way that the name is almost certainly not in conflict with one already in use....