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• At that time [the 1960s], Bell Laboratories scientists projected that computer speeds as high as 30 million floating-point calculations per second (megaflops) would be needed for the Army's ballistic missile defense system.
  Many computer experts -- including a National Academy of Sciences panel -- said achieving such speeds, even using multiple processors, was impossible....
• Thinks cellular phones are carbon-based life forms.
• otwork /not'werk/ n. A network, when it is acting flaky or is down.
  Compare nyetwork. S have originally referred to a particular period of flakiness on IBM's VNET corporate network ca....
• * UNIX is a Trademark of Bell Laboratories.
• I can see the time when every city will have one.
  -- An American mayor's reaction to the news of the invention of the telephone...
• wumpus /wuhm'p*s/ n. The central monster (and, in many versions, the name) of a famous family of very early computer games called "Hunt The Wumpus'.
  The original was invented in 1970 (several years before ADVENT) by Gregory Yob....
• Reality is an incompressible computation by a fractal cellular automaton of inconceivable dimensions.
  -- Rudy Rucke...
• I hope I never have to deal with it. But obviously I would counsel her and talk to her and support her on whatever decision she made.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle responding to Larry King's question of how he would react if his 13-year-old daughter chose to have an abortion....