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Installing Unix Fixes The [VMS] Bug.
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Installing unix fixes the [VMS] bug.
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You want me to pay for bug fixes???
Hacker sees bug. Hacker fixes bug. Shlomi Fish
It's grad exam time... COMPUTER SCIENCE Inside your desk you'll find a listing of the DEC/VMS operating system in IBM 1710 machine code.
Show what changes are necessary to convert this code into a UNIX Berkeley 7 operating system....
Man does not live by bug fixes alone. -- The Super-Use
ADB Another Damn Bug [UNIX]
UNIX isn't so tough, even secretaries can use it." -- VMS use
unic adj. Syn. obscure. VMS fans sometimes refer to Unix as `Runix'
Unix fans return the compliment by expanding VMS to `Very Messy Syntax' or `Vachement Mauvais Systè...
The big difference between UNIX and VMS: To do anything on UNIX, you need to know an obscure command.
To do anything on VMS, you need to know an obscure option to SET. -- Peter da Silva...
The beauty of UNIX is that it's simple; and the beauty of VMS is that it's all there.
-- DECWORLD Volume 8, number 5...