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• If an infinite number of rednecks, driving an infinite number of pickup truck
  fire an infinite number of shotgun rounds at an infinite number of highway signs, they will eventually produce all the world's great literary works, in Braille....
• All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
• They say the number of criminals is still rising. Where are we going to put them all?
  Prisons and government are already overflowing....
• Throwing Windows Out The Window The Federal Bureau Of Missing Socks has banned the use of Microsoft Windows and Office on all employee computers.
  But don't get too excited; they aren't going to replace them with Linux....
• What have I done to deserve all these kittens?
• An infinite number of bottles of beer on the wall.
• Lemma: All horses are the same color. Proof (by induction)
  Case n = 1: In a set with only one horse, it is obvious that all horses in that set are the same color....
• You could be replaced by an infinite number of monkeys.
• Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
  Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....