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• Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
  -- Dave Barry, $#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
• Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity?
  And where does it go after it leaves the toaster? -- Dave Barry, What is Electricity?...
• Today, of course, it is considered very poor taste to use the F-word except in major motion pictures.
  -- Dave Barry, "$#$%#^%!^%&@%@!...
• Money doesn't care who owns it.