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• In the beginning God created... -- Genesis 1:1
• In the beginning Man created God; and in the image of Man created he him.
  -- Ian Anderson, musician, Jethro Tull -- Aqualung...
• God created man; all the rest is the work of the integers.
• Man created God; all else is the work of integers.
• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....
• A doctor, an architect, and a computer scientist were arguing about whose profession was the oldest.
  In the course of their arguments, they got all the way back to the Garden of Eden, whereupon the doctor said, "The medical profession is clearly the oldest, because Eve was made from Adam's rib, as the story goes, and that was a simply incredible surgical feat....