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• If your facts are wrong but your logic is perfect, then your conclusions are inevitably false.
  Therefore, by making mistakes in your logic, you have at least a random chance of coming to a correct conclusion....
• If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment. -- Bowie's Theorem
• Bowie's Theorem: If an experiment works, you must be using the wrong equipment.
• If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed
  if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly...
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
• There are some goyisha names that just about guarantee that someone isn't Jewish.
  For example, you'll never meet a Jew named Johnson or Wright or Jones or Sinclair or Ricks or Stevenson or Reid or Larsen or Jenks....
• A conclusion is what you've come to when you reach the point where you can't think anymore.