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In The Morning, I Do Not Want To Eat Gum Drops And Cheese Noodles -- Madonna
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In the morning, I do not want to eat gum drops and cheese noodles
-- Madonna
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Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
I eat swiss cheese from the inside out. -- Steven Wrigh
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They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
I do not eat to live. I live to eat.
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger. -- Steven Wrigh
What do you MEAN it's not in the computer?!? -- Madonna
Joey: Come on man! You never want to do anything since you and Janice broke up.
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