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• The inhabitants of Egypt were called mummies. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot.
  The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, so certain areas of the dessert are cul- tivated by irritation....
• The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West.
  Queen Victoria was the longest queen. She sat on a thorn for 63 years....
• France was in a very serious state. The French Revolution was accomplished before it happened.
  The Marseillaise was the theme song of the French Revolution, and it catapulted into Napoleon....
• The government of England was a limited mockery. Henry VIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee.
  Queen Elizabeth was the "Vir- gin Queen." As a queen she was a success....
• During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus was a great navigator who discovered America while cursing about the Atlantic.
  His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe....
• The Classical Greeks were not influenced by the Classical Greeks. DO NOT CIRCULATE!
• The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
  One of their children, Cain, asked "Am I my brother's son?...
• One of the causes of the Revolutionary Wars was the English put tacks in their tea.
  Also, the colonists would send their parcels through the post without stamps....
• Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric and Ironic.
  They also had myths.A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable....