Related:

• The implementers are dead; therefore, they do not respond.
• The following appeared in a medical newsletter. "Doctors have long suspected that secondary infections may keep some patients from healing quickly after severe muscle strain.
  This hypothesis has now been proved by preliminary results of a study of two groups of patients....
• Wisdom is like an open oven: The food is gone, but the heat remains.
• Some natural tears they dropp'd, but wip'd them soo
  The world was all before them, where to choose Their place of rest, and Providence their guide....
• Scientists studying historical weather patterns have discovered that in the mid-sixth century, Earth suddenly became significantly cooler.
  Although few historical records survive from that time, some accounts found both in Asia and Europe mention a dimming of the sun and extremely cold temperatures....
• Our magazines and roach traps... Gone! All gone!
  -- Homer remains in a state of shock after the house fire, "Homer the Heretic...
• The following appeared in a newsletter on nutrition and health.
  "Although the multimineral Zorba pill was designed as a simple dietary supplement, a study of first-time ulcer patients who took Zorba suggests that Zorba actually helps prevent ulcers....
• Although everyone is entitled to be stupid, some abuse this privilege.