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In The Uttermost West I Was Olorin,In The South I Am Incanus, Among The Elves I Am Mithrandir,in The North I Am Gandalf.
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"In the uttermost West I was Olorin,In the South I am Incanus,
among the elves I am Mithrandir,in the North I am Gandalf.
To the East,I go not"-rough Tolkien quote from Gandalf.
-- The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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But that's not the point! The point is that I am now a perfectly safe penguin, and my colleague here is rapidly running out of limbs!
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