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• Youth is a gift of nature...Middle age is a work of art!
• CHEMISTS do it in an excited state
• No, no, not Penn State, State Pen!
• Why did (neighboring hated state) raise the drinking age to 31?
  To keep the high schoolers out of the bars....
• I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State.
  My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death....
• Women who want equality must be prepared to give it and believe in i
  and in order to do that it is not enough to state that you are as good as any man, but also it must be stated he is as good as you and both will be humans together....
• Middle age is youth without it's levity. And old age without decay. -- Daniel Defoe
• He that dies in extreme old age will be reduced to the same state with him that is cut down untimely.
  -- Marcus Aurelius Antoninus (121-180 AD) -- Meditations, ix, 33...
• We are afraid of truth, afraid of fortune, afraid of death, and afraid of each other.
  Our age yields no great and perfect persons. We want men and women who shall renovate life and our social state but we see that most natures are insolvent, cannot satisfy their own wants, have an ambition out of all proportion to their practical force, and so do lean and beg day and night continually....