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In Western Terms, Love Is Like An Extended Software Q.
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In Western terms, love is like an extended software Q.A. suite. True love
is like a final acceptance test. But one has to be willing to take bug
fixes and work-arounds; otherwise, the software is never done.
-- The Usenet Oracle
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Make love not software...
mod: vt.,n. 1. Short for `modify' or `modification'.
Very commonly used --- in fact the full terms are considered markers that one is being formal....
mod vt.,n. [very common] 1. Short for `modify' or `modification'.
Very commonly used -- in fact the full terms are considered markers that one is being formal....
Q: How many hardware engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None: "We'll fix it in software." Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?...
Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just one. But the house falls down. Andrew Siwko...
Love's a matter of degrees; that's true. (That's true!
) It loses it's perspective when its taken to extremes....
critical mass n. In physics, the minimum amount of fissionable material required to sustain a chain reaction.
Of a software product, describes a condition of the software such that fixing one bug introduces one plus epsilon bugs....
critical mass: n. In physics, the minimum amount of fissionable material required to sustain a chain reaction.
Of a software product, describes a condition of the software such that fixing one bug introduces one plus {epsilon} bugs....