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I Once Decorated My Apartment Entirely In Ten Foot Salad Forks!! -- Zippy The Pinhead
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I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!!
-- Zippy the Pinhead
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I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
.. bleakness.... desolation.... plastic forks... -- Zippy the Pinhead
I left my WALLET in the BATHROOM!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I think my career is ruined! -- Zippy the Pinhead
So this is what it feels like to be potato salad -- Zippy the Pinhead
Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!
! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
As President I have to go vacuum my coin collection! -- Zippy the Pinhead
I brought my BOWLING BALL - and some DRUGS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead