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I Plugged My Phone In Where The Blender Used To Be.
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I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone.
They went "Aaaaahhhh..."
-- Steven Wright
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I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. -- Steven Wrigh
I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu.
The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.
-- Steven Wrigh...
The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
.. I almost went back in time. -- Steven Wrigh...
The other day I put instant coffee in my microwave oven .
.. I almost went back in time." -- Steven Wrigh...
I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....