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• Quote #273 "I just posted from babbage.museum.london.
  uk, and BOY ARE MY ARMS TIRED!!" -- Rolf Wilson [ in alt.folklore.computers ]...
• The only calendar I need is just outside my window.
  With eyes to see and ears to hear, nature keeps me posted. Alfred A. Montape...
• I Know A Joke -- Zippy the Pinhead
• If this is a joke--I don't get it. -- Written on grave
• I guess the joke's on me," she said.
• You can't say MY mind's dirty: YOURS understood the joke!
• My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world. -- Muhammad Ali
• I meant no harm by staying alive! I only did it as a joke!
• Dear Emily: Today I posted an article and forgot to include my signature.
  What should I do? -- Forgetful Dear Forgetful: Rush to your terminal right away and post an article that says, "Oops, I forgot to post my signature with that last article....