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Always Be Nice To Receptionists And Secretaries.
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Always be nice to receptionists and secretaries.
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Always be nice to secretaries. They are the real gatekeepers in the world.
-- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
Receptionists do it in the vestibule.
Receptionists do it over the phone.
Secretaries do it with no mistakes.
Secretaries do it with their fingers.
Secretaries do it from 9 to 5.
Juall's Law on Nice Guys: Nice guys don't always finish la
ometimes they don't finish. Sometimes they don't even get a chance to start!...
UNIX isn't so tough, even secretaries can use it." -- VMS use
It's Nice to be Wanted...but it's not nice to be had.