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Always Code As If The Guy Who Ends Up Maintaining, Or Testing Your Code Will Be A Violent Psychopath Who Knows Where You Live.
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Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining, or testing
your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
-- Dave Carhart
Related:
Who is this Waldron and why is he decompiling your code?
You know when you're young, you think your dad's Superman.
Then you grow up and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. -- Dave Atell...
It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your source code is?
Conceptual programmer: One who writes code for the 80686.
With code like Microsoft's, who needs viruses???
You're not Dave. Who are you?
Alderson loop n. [Intel] A special version of an infinite loop where there is an exit condition available, but inaccessible in the current implementation of the code.
Typically this is created while debugging user interface code....
THREE TIME LOSER -- a guy who pays $200 for a piece of ass and ends up with a donkey, which turns out to be a make, with hemorrhoids.
It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your source code is? -- From a Slashdot.org po